My name is Greg Hines and I’m a geek.
I was born in 1982 in Santa Rosa, California, where The Birds was filmed. My birthday falls on August 6, which is the day the Enola Gay dropped Little Boy on Hiroshima, Japan. All in all, a rather auspicious start.
When I was an infant, my family moved to Longmont, Colorado where I still work, sleep, and play. I’ve left the state four times since I became a Coloradan. I have never been outside of the United States but, like a good American, that doesn’t stop me from having opinions about the rest of the world.
I don’t drink, smoke, or do drugs. I have other vices but I’m not going to tell you about them.
I’m a very picky eater. I order the same thing every time, which suits me just fine thank you very much.
I’m terrible at conclusions.
